So it's a "Dear Santa" letter, but it's neither a breakup nor a Christmas request...
Want to be quoted in a book or whitepaper?
As an active member of the Society of Competitive Intelligence Professionals I was recently invited to sit on a panel. One of the other panelists, Mark Chussil of Advanced Competitive Strategies, is one of those guys whose math skills you flat-out envy, and he invited the audience (and those of us on the panel) to be part of some pricing research he's doing for an upcoming book.
I haven't used a screensaver in years, and I'd probably vote that they get a new name (since screens don't need saving any more) right after I vote that we do away with this daylight savings time nonsense.
Introducing a new category. I'd call them work-wasters, but you might find them strategic, Quadrant II stress relievers.